09/14 - OLE'S ASSAULT INCREDIBLE ADVENUTRE RUN -- This event puts all those other FOO FOO races to shame.
WHINE ON THE VINE:
HOT, WET, and dirty.
OLE'S ASSAULT - GET REAL
Before all these pansy ass corporate obstacle "challenges" were around, we were testing fools with insane and real adventure. Now, there is all this wait in line to park, get one ticket for a beer, and hope for some silly photo chance. GET REAL! Come out and see where it all really started. Seriously. There are no tickets for beer, we give you a fresh salmon bake, and you get no more beer when the kegs run dry. As for photos... we try. But we can't get photographers into half the shit you will run through. If you don't think this is one gnarly mother we will give you your money back and laugh as you leave. Registration is limited. INFO.
FOAM RUN FAILS - SHOCKING! We love you.
Well... so another gimmicky run down the tubes, and all the registered participants get the shaft.
Right. We have had foam at runs. We have had fog machines. We have beer. We have challenge, and we have an epic community. We have naked runs, we have beer miles, we have free camping... oh, and we have been doing it for 20-years. Want to come out and have a REAL good time. Let us introduce you. Email us your confirmation to that FOAM RUN, and ask for forgiveness and we will give you a $10 entry into any one of our events -- a one time deal and the offer expires on September 1, 2014. You can even use it for a 2015 race. BUT you must email the confirmation and an e-mail of forgiveness by September 1st, and let us know what event you want to enter for the discounted price. We will then contact you with the entry form.